Ari Fleischer throws us a curve today, gracing the pages of the NY Times with the theory that George Bush put a curse on the Yankees. As did Reagan!
It’s not lost on me, as a lifelong Yankee fan, that the Bronx Bombers won the World Series four times during Bill Clinton’s presidency, the last time in 2000. On Wednesday, they won it again — in the first year of Barack Obama’s administration. Yankee success bookended the Bush presidency and that presents a problem for fans like me.
I didn’t realize it at the time, but I was standing in the Oval Office when the president secretly put his curse on my team. The 2000 champions paid a celebratory visit to the White House in May 2001. President Bush gathered the players in the Oval Office and was telling them what role models they were when George Steinbrenner, the team owner, suddenly tried to talk over him.
“George,” Mr. Bush interjected, “not even the Boss gets to interrupt the president.”
The players hooted and hollered. They had never seen anyone correct the team owner like that. They loved it.
But then terrible things started to happen. The Yankees lost a World Series heartbreaker in 2001, despite the president’s prediction to me that they would win. (This came the morning after he threw out a perfect strike to open Game 3 in the Bronx.)
And for eight straight years — all of which perfectly coincided with his time in office — the Yankees didn’t win.
But now order is restored in the universe. The Yankees are again World Series champions.
But a Democrat is in the White House. What are Republican Yankee fans to do?
History is not on our side. The previous eight Yankee victories took place on the Democrats’ watch, during the terms of Presidents John F. Kennedy, Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton. Under Presidents Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan and George H. W. and George W. Bush, the Yankees never won. The last time the Yankees won it all with a Republican in office was under Dwight Eisenhower, in 1958. Joe Girardi, the Yankee manager, hadn’t even been born.
Gulp.
We expect better than this from the spin-meister. But I am here to help!
Mr. Fleischer needs to approach his Yankee history like a proper conservative. A rising tide lifts all boats but it also obscures all but the tallest of rocks. For decades the Yankees have been a rock of stability in a confusing and uncertain world. When the tide of common sense and sound judgment is running high, as under Reagan, the stability offered by the Yankees is obscured by the higher tide of a strong, certain President.
It is when that tide recedes and the world goes mad that the Yankees, remaining as they always are, come back into view. Reggie Jackson's three home runs on one incredible October night in 1977? Bucky Dent's home run against the Dread Sox in 1978? Those are about the only useful services provided by Jimmy Carter in four long years. With Reagan in office, a Yankee victory in 1981 was not necessary.
Similarly, we must credit Wild Bill and Ms. Lewinsky with the Yankee dynasty of the late 90's.
Now, I am reluctant to concede this but there are limits even to the power of the Yankees. Clearly the success of the Red Sox and White Sox in 2004 and 2005 indicated a world turned upside down, presaging the housing bubble and the global financial collapse. Normally, such a receding tide of good sense would have illuminated the necessity for Yankee Time, but apparently not even the extraordinary powers of Rivera and Jeter could overcome the illusion of stability projected by Ari's boss.
However, the next few years look like a lock for Yankee fans.

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